I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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