loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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