dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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