He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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