do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think pants incapable of making pants work
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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