The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
A+ Viking dick
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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