girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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