highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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