So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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