My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Come see our sink grown plant.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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