so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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