And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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