how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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