bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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