I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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