we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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