I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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