he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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