sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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