Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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