you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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