stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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