He is such a slut. More and more my type.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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