oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Blood and glitter go together right?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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