i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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