at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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