i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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