People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
This is classic penis vs brain.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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