Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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