Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
kristin has been a bad kristin
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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