yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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