You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
How external is "for external use only"?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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