How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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