Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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