Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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