Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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