Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
