She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
