idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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