I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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