So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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