I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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