Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Houston, we have a squirter
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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