if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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