that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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