our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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