hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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