SEEEEXXX PLEASE
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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