Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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