he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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