It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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