I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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