Me too!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
God, I missed his penis.
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